Voluntary reporting
People who submit may differ from people who do not. Attention, access, beliefs, and severity can all affect reporting.
DEFINITIONS BEFORE DECLARATIONS
GigglesVAERified is designed for signal detection and question formation. The methodology is built to resist two opposite errors: dismissing every report and treating every report as proof.
WHAT A REPORT MEANS
A report means a submitter states that a health event occurred after a named product, procedure, or exposure. It is an observation stored in a consistent format. It becomes more informative when timing, clinical impact, symptom group, product, and recurring patterns can be compared—but causal attribution requires more evidence.
One structured community event with a unique public reference. Follow-ups and suspected duplicates must not become additional event counts.
Community submissions and official VAERS records are separate data sources. They are never silently blended.
Describes whether an official ID or supporting documentation exists. Verification confirms the record—not causation.
Emergency-department care, hospitalization, life-threatening event, persistent disability, birth defect, or death, as selected by the submitter.
Proportional Reporting Ratio: the share of an event among a selected vaccine technology divided by its share among comparison technologies. It measures disproportional reporting, not incidence.
At least three public-consent reports naming the same product and lot. Individual lot entries are withheld.
NON-NEGOTIABLE LIMITATIONS
People who submit may differ from people who do not. Attention, access, beliefs, and severity can all affect reporting.
The registry does not know how many people received each product or exposure, so it cannot calculate incidence on its own.
A raw count does not show whether an outcome occurred more often than its expected background rate.
Some reports were evaluated by clinicians; others were not. Neither status by itself proves or disproves causation.
Good-faith mistakes, duplicate submissions, missing fields, and intentional falsehoods remain possible.
An event after an exposure is worth recording, but sequence alone does not prove the exposure caused the event.
DATA PATH
Required fields, controlled vaccine categories, product technology, timing, length limits, dual attestation, and a spam trap are checked.
Person, vaccine, event, documentation, and private narrative are distinct fields. Official-source data remain separate from community reports.
Charts count unique public-consent events. Lot cells remain hidden below three matching reports. Filters recompute every result.
PRR appears only with adequate selected and comparator counts. It compares reporting proportions—not vaccinated with unvaccinated incidence.
Signals justify case review and better studies. Denominators, background rates, clinical adjudication, and independent data are required for causal claims.
For a medical emergency, contact emergency services. For individual medical decisions, contact a qualified clinician. Submitting here does not notify a treating clinician, manufacturer, insurer, HHS, CDC, FDA, or any official reporting system.
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